Satan continues to interfere in my financial affairs

OK, spooky happening number two. Last month my egg card bill came to £192.03. I pay off the whole balance every month, and in the meantime I bought some more things. So yesterday, my whole balance was about £384. Today, the direct debit for £192.03 came out. Leaving my balance at ... £192.03! Again! Which, by the way, is twice.

This is the same egg card with which I paid for my £6.66 worth of groceries yesterday, too. There can be no other explanation for these apparently coincidental occurences. Satan is communicating with me, via my egg card.

I think I'm going to quite enjoy being 120...

Something of the Devil about me

An interesting occurence this afternoon in my local supermarket. Having gathered together ample supplies of essential bread, crisps, and chocolate biscuits, the sum total came to a somewhat devilish figure...

I suspect that all my talk about living to 120 may have been interpreted as a binding verbal commitment to the dark lord, and his interference in my purchases is an indication of his acceptance of my eternal soul. Oh well. I'm sure hell isn't nearly as bad as they say.